When your bf don’t fangirl…

insanely-smart:

donnaleigh0314:

frenchfrostpudding:

heavymist:

adamcansuckme:

“What do you mean you know the name of his sisters?”

And you know what they do and where they live?????”

“How the hell do you know the name of his parents?”

“How did you know his parents are divorced?”

“Wait, hold on, naugthy step? What the hell is a naugthy step?”

“You know the name and sexual orientation of his PR manager?”

“You know whoelse are his PR manager’s clients wtf???”

“How do you know he changed the painting in his living room?”

“How do you know he needs more shelves?”

“How do you know he cleans his own house?”

“How do you know these kitchen cabinets look like his?”

“How the fuck do you know he did and when used braces?”

“How in the world do you know he speaks greek?”

“Wtf do you mean you know the brand of his vacuum cleaner?”

“Wait, that’s not the same suede greay shoe? But didn’t you say he always wears it? How the fuck do you know it’s a new pair??”

“Wait a minute, you know his favorite childhood movie?”

“How do you know how he got that scar?”

“Wow, where did you get this bolognese recipe? It’s delicious. - Oh.”

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Originally posted by artie-schwartz

@myalex13000
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Hilarious!

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Originally posted by 369

Bolognese recipe

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Originally posted by explosivecumberbatch

H U R T [Tom Hiddleston x Reader]

delicrieux:

warnings; angst, fluff

words; 1081

prompt;   Hi love, Could you please do a Tom Hiddleston imagine (or one shot, which ever you like), where Tom gets super upset that the reader, who is a doctor, doesn’t spend enough time with him and he thinks that she’s going to leave him because of her job. It’s an idea I’ve had in my head for a while, but since I can’t really write, I’ve never put it into words. (anon)

a/n; who let him be this fucking gorgeous 

MASTERLIST KO-FI. WRITTING CHALLENGE!

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He closes his eyes as he bites the skin of his knuckles to calm down and lastly releases a slow breath. Feeling his anger dissipate, he glances up. You stand by the doorway, the key already inserted into the lock and glimmering in the dim lighting of your apartment. Tom waits for you to say some sort of defense to his previous statement ‘Don’t bother returning, then’. But you say nothing. Frankly, he doubts that you even moved a muscle in these moments of complete deafening silence. Behind the window rain knocks carefully. Faraway honks of cars and the obnoxious breaks of the bus screech near the station, which was down the street from where you live. He feels his muscles tense in anticipation for an answer, any answer, but shell shocked you provide nothing and it almost drives him crazy.

Czytaj dalej

Oooooh, this is the Good one too!

theartofimagining13:
“  “Family. Familia. Famille” - [Tom Hiddleston - One shot ]. Based on: Imagine: Tom being your ex, the one your family loved and welcomed when the two of you were together, and even wanted you to marry but things never worked...

theartofimagining13:

“Family. Familia. Famille” - [Tom Hiddleston - One shot ].

Based on: Imagine: Tom being your ex, the one your family loved and welcomed when the two of you were together, and even wanted you to marry but things never worked between you. A couple of years later, he’s invited to a family event, which makes things super awkward for you because you’re still single but you don’t want him to know, and you’re well aware of how communicative and pushy your relatives can be, not to mention how much they will be praising him all evening long.

Written by: A.Wölf.

Notes: Family drama/fluff. 

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Mia rolled the end of her side braid around her bun and secured it with a bobby pin while staring at herself in the mirror.

The curtain next to her billowed open and the cool ocean breeze raced through her, reminding her to pay attention to the sound of the crashing waves outside her parents’ beach house; something she hadn’t indulged in, in a long time.

Her bedroom door opened and it took her visitor less than 5 steps to reach her and rest her chin on her shoulder while putting her hands on her arms.

“Isn’t it odd how even when we look the same, I’m still the prettier one?”

Mia rolled her eyes at her identical twin who stared back at her in the mirror.

“Fuck off”.

Ava laughed.

“You look nice. I wonder why”, she said and Mia caught an ironic note in her tone but brushed it off.

“It’s been a while since the whole family’s gathered”, Mia said with a shrug.

“Oh, I’m sure, Aunt Marie will appreciate your effort. Come on”, Ava chuckled.

“What?”

Ava frowned and studied her sister for a second.

“Oh!” she exclaimed raising an eyebrow, “You don’t know”.

“Ava”, Mia sighed, “You’ve been here for a minute and you’re already getting on my nerves. What is it?”

Ava stood up, walked towards the door and opened it before glancing back at her dumbfounded and two-minute younger twin.

“Mother invited Tom”.

Czytaj dalej

The Good one, really Good